Lifetime lessons

1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. There...read more

8/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,787

Adam and Eve

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "Whats w...read more

7/12/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,944

Betty Crocker

A newlywed couple moves into their new house.

One day the husband comes home from work and his w...read more

7/12/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,803

Smallcox

A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. T...read more

6/15/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,896

Will there be an Investigation?

A lady went to see a tarot reader woman wholl predict her future:

Lady, Im sorry to inform you t...read more

6/15/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,639

Largest breasts

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which
one to marry. So he decides t...read more

6/9/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,244

Close your mouth!

Two guys sitting in a bar, one says, "After 10 years of marriage, sex is down to three times a ...read more

5/26/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,425

Wearing an earring???

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows hi...read more

4/20/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,592

Cris-co vs Lard Ass

A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?" A store clerk says t...read more

3/30/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,555

COLD

To men dicussing how tight ass cold their wives had been to them about giving sex. The first fellow ...read more

12/1/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,053