School Answering Machine Message

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in co...read more

9/29/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,342

How many women can you marry?

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger cousin asked him, "...read more

9/14/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,421

Dildo

After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her!

She s...read more

8/12/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,741

Bitches and Bastards

One day, a little boy is watching his Saturday cartoons. His mother is on the phone in the room. She...read more

6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM

13,251

Pulling out

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who ha...read more

5/13/2013 9:50:00 AM

6,936

Are you "White Trash?"

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-y...read more

3/19/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,687

Scud Missiles

The only female in a house full of guys:

Tampons were disappearing!

A few months ago Judy went...read more

1/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,099

Close your legs

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children....read more

12/15/2008 12:00:00 AM

12,444

Kids are home

A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he...read more

10/20/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,962

Learning From Kids

For those with no children - this is totally hysterical...

For those who already have children p...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

66,878