Close your legs

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children....read more

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Learning From Kids

For those with no children - this is totally hysterical...

For those who already have children p...read more

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2,4,28 and 44

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasnt paying attention in class..

She called on him and ...read more

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At it again

Little Johnnys at it again......

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses...read more

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UPS

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse ...read more

2/22/2010 12:00:00 AM

9,548

Scud Missiles

The only female in a house full of guys:

Tampons were disappearing!

A few months ago Judy went...read more

1/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

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Southwest at it again...

From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate ...read more

4/5/2010 12:00:00 AM

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School Answering Machine Message

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in co...read more

9/29/2009 12:00:00 AM

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Dildo

After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her!

She s...read more

8/12/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,592

To My Dearest Wife

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, whi...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

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