If my dad was gay and my mom was a prostitute A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my ...read more 7/10/2009 12:00:00 AM 13,491
Investments A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says shes going to Eur...read more 4/28/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,392
IRS One day at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son is choking! He swallowed a quarte...read more 4/28/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,832
Jack off! Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely goo...read more 7/27/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,947
Jack Schitt Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a respons...read more 8/24/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,554
Left "behind" Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon Im about ready for a vacation, only this year Im gonna ...read more 8/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 7,331
Lie Detecting Tim was a salesmans delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. One day Tim came home with ...read more 4/1/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,962
Likes to Flirt Darren marries this girl, and they go on their honeymoon. He leaves the room the first night to go d...read more 8/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,060
Little Johnny at it again One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, Im going to reach into th...read more 11/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,348
Looking Good A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another s...read more 6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,644