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Pussy vs Beer

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A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horri... read more

2/7/2011

6.1

Fear THIS!

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The 5 questions most feared by men are:

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?... read more

2/7/2011

9.7

Common Sense

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A few items that might make you wonder whatever happened to common sense, or the wisdom of the jury ... read more

2/2/2011

8.8

How they have sex...

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ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.

ACTORS do it on cue.

ADVERTISERS use the "new,... read more

2/2/2011

6.3

Fart Football

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An elderly married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
passes gas and says, "S... read more

12/13/2010

8.5

8 things youll never hear a man say...

Jokes

8. Here honey, you use the remote.

7. You know, Id like to see her again, but her breasts ar... read more

2/16/2010

7.0

Dog and The Jets

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One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry, pal.... read more

2/16/2010

7.0

How do you have sex?

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AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.

ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.

ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it... read more

11/4/2009

8.5

Only Massachusetts Folks Would Understand

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1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be,one of the greatest moments in your life. ... read more

10/20/2009

7.0

Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say...

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What do you mean today’s our anniversary?
I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.... read more

6/23/2009

8.5

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