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How they have sex...

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ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.

ACTORS do it on cue.

ADVERTISERS use the "new,... read more

2/2/2011

6.3

New Year Resolution- for pets!

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15. I will not eat other animals poop.

14. I will not lick my humans face after eating anima... read more

1/5/2011

7.0

10 New Years resolutions

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1.I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own)
2.I will answer my snail mail with the same... read more

12/24/2010

5.5

His and Her Diaries

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Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a ni... read more

12/11/2010

8.7

Twins

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A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swer... read more

12/10/2010

8.3

Bus Stop Strip Show

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In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting... read more

6/15/2010

7.0

Brain Surgery

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Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain.

She asks the doctor what... read more

6/15/2010

4.5

Funny Artist

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At an art exhibition two women were staring at a painting entitled, "Home for Lunch".
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5/3/2010

5.5

Why she changes hotels

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Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a
bit lonely. I thought, "I... read more

4/13/2010

7.0

Can you say Wedgie?

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Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably cur... read more

3/22/2010

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