Alcohol Labels

The following warning labels will be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

W...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

50,090

Drunks!

A really sloppy drunk is draped over the bar. The bartender tells him, "OK, youve had enough. I...read more

2/7/2011 12:00:00 AM

15,422

Staying Out So Late

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know,...read more

4/22/2011 12:00:00 AM

21,930

The Two Drunks And A Hot Dog

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

6/30/2011 12:00:00 AM

20,889

The Christmas Party

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache and unable to recall ...read more

12/25/2011 12:00:00 AM

14,005

Falling to her death

A man is sitting in a bar drinking a beer when a young lady walks up and says "So what are you ...read more

6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,339

Worms in Church

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms we...read more

3/22/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,211

Dad at the mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite ...read more

5/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,657

Free drinks for everyone

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: Drinks for all on me includ...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

43,451

Drunk guy at a bar.

There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

47,679