Free drinks for everyone

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: Drinks for all on me includ...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

43,453

Its Sperm-Drink it!

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse an...read more

5/12/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,962

Staying Out So Late

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know,...read more

4/22/2011 12:00:00 AM

21,938

Mistaken Idenity

A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for han...read more

10/14/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,347

Dad at the mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite ...read more

5/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,659

The Confused drunk

Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the othe...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

52,092

Worms in Church

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms we...read more

3/22/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,214

The Two Drunks And A Hot Dog

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

6/30/2011 12:00:00 AM

20,898

Drink Tequila

A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down at the bar and order a couple drinks. The wife notices...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

96,168