The Two Drunks And A Hot Dog

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

6/30/2011 12:00:00 AM

20,949

Drink Tequila

A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down at the bar and order a couple drinks. The wife notices...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

96,176

Free drinks for everyone

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: Drinks for all on me includ...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

43,453

2 Drunks, 1 Brillant Idea!

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

1/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

12,375

Staying Out So Late

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know,...read more

4/22/2011 12:00:00 AM

21,996

Dad at the mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite ...read more

5/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,663

Osama Bin Laden Martini

Next time you go out to the bar with your friends, ask for the latest and greatest new martini! Its ...read more

5/5/2011 12:00:00 AM

17,264

The Confused drunk

Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the othe...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

52,093

Falling to her death

A man is sitting in a bar drinking a beer when a young lady walks up and says "So what are you ...read more

6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,340

The drunk and his drunk buddy

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

46,956