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Dad at the mall

Dad at the mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite ...read more
5/19/2010 12:00:00 AM
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The Christmas Party

The Christmas Party

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache and unable to recall ...read more
12/25/2011 12:00:00 AM
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Its Sperm-Drink it!

Its Sperm-Drink it!

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse an...read more
5/12/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Mistaken Idenity

Mistaken Idenity

A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for han...read more
10/14/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Free drinks for everyone

Free drinks for everyone

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: Drinks for all on me includ...read more
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
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Worms in Church

Worms in Church

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms we...read more
3/22/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Gay Guy Drinks

Gay Guy Drinks

A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar one evening and said to the bartender "...read more
3/31/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Alcohol Labels

Alcohol Labels

The following warning labels will be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

W...read more
9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM
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