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Alcohol Labels

Alcohol Labels

The following warning labels will be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM
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Drink Tequila

Drink Tequila

A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down at the bar and order a couple drinks. The wife notices...read more
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
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Dad at the mall

Dad at the mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite ...read more
5/19/2010 12:00:00 AM
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The Confused drunk

The Confused drunk

Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the othe...read more
9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM
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Drunk guy at a bar.

Drunk guy at a bar.

There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked...read more
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
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Mistaken Idenity

Mistaken Idenity

A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for han...read more
10/14/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Its Sperm-Drink it!

Its Sperm-Drink it!

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse an...read more
5/12/2009 12:00:00 AM
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Free drinks for everyone

Free drinks for everyone

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: Drinks for all on me includ...read more
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
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Honey, Im home!

Honey, Im home!

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I do...read more
11/4/2008 12:00:00 AM
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Osama Bin Laden Martini

Osama Bin Laden Martini

Next time you go out to the bar with your friends, ask for the latest and greatest new martini! Its ...read more
5/5/2011 12:00:00 AM
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