Bag over your head A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life ...read more 5/12/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,025
Taken by the balls A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account. ...read more 5/12/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,731
Its a Match! A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz. "Behind my back Ive go...read more 5/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,973
Vaseline Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesnt have much luck until, one day he comes across a Harley with...read more 5/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,717
Sweet Nothings A man and his wife enter a bar. They sit down at the bar and order a couple drinks. The wife not...read more 5/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,948
Bald guy who spits Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up.The first one says...read more 4/28/2009 12:00:00 AM 13,213
Prostitutes wana have fun! A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only kn...read more 4/28/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,668
Two Statues In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other ...read more 4/21/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,153
Dance, Dance, Dance A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets the rabbi who is supposed ...read more 4/21/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,774
Someones CUMMING! A man moved into a new apartment and he decided to go and check his mail. The next thing he knows, a...read more 4/21/2009 12:00:00 AM 12,002