Peeing in the park There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you ne...read more 7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,752
Not touchin it An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal... Soon seeing he n...read more 7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,186
If I only had a p*ssy One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida. He had saw this hooker and he asked "How...read more 6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM 12,216
Why STDs are awesome A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife. His friends as...read more 6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM 12,132
Sex and riding a bike 1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. Its best to wear protective head-gea...read more 6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM 12,509
Dirty Nursery Rhymes HICKERY DICKERY DOC THIS BITCH WAS SUCKIN MY COCK THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO I DUMPED MY GOO AND D...read more 6/23/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,184
Women and Washing Machine Q: What is the difference between a Woman and a washing machine?A: The washing machine doesnt fo...read more 6/23/2009 12:00:00 AM 7,660
Brand Name Condoms AT&T Condums: Reach out and touch someone.Campbell’s Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.Nike C...read more 6/9/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,713
Dumb boobs and Dumb units A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he...read more 6/9/2009 12:00:00 AM 13,743
A boy and his frog A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks...read more 6/9/2009 12:00:00 AM 11,259