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Pussy vs Beer

Jokes

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horri... read more

2/7/2011

6.1

How they have sex...

Jokes

ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.

ACTORS do it on cue.

ADVERTISERS use the "new,... read more

2/2/2011

6.3

Bubba and the hooker

Jokes

A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

“Twenty do... read more

1/26/2011

9.3

Anger Management: It really does work!

Jokes

When you occasionally have a really bad day,
And you just need to take it out on someone,
Do... read more

12/17/2010

9.5

Taking the bus!

Jokes

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for ... read more

11/19/2010

8.1

Costume Party

Jokes

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. Wife got a terrible headache and told her h... read more

9/7/2010

7.0

Things NOT to say to a cop!

Jokes

1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t ... read more

8/24/2010

7.0

11 Minutes!

Jokes

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activi... read more

8/24/2010

7.0

Slowing down vs. Stop

Jokes

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriffs deputy. He thinks that he is smarter th... read more

7/6/2010

9.6

Speeding Blonde

Jokes

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and wal... read more

6/29/2010

7.5

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