Twas the night before xmas...

Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his l...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,360

Sea Men

What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallowed a lot of semen.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

42,045

One Liner Dirty Jokes

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't ea...read more

11/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

92,490

Left Leg

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us, we can make a lot of ...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

40,490

The Blonde at School

Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 tod...read more

12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM

139,209

Blonde Joke One Liners

Q. How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A. A 69 interrupted by a period.

Q. Why did the blonde tatto...read more

3/16/2013 11:15:16 AM

5,802

New Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient k...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

69,686

Best Kept Secret

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. No...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

47,550

Getting it started

A blonde called her boyfriend and said:

"Please come over here and help me. I have a puzzle...read more

1/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

12,106

Erection vs. Farting

John is in Amsterdam and visits a nudist colony there.

While wandering around naked he spots a g...read more

1/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

7,289