Department of Fish and game at Xmas time

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antler...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,957

Twas the night before xmas...

Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his l...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,363

What did you get for Xmas?

It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that ...read more

8/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,323

Work Xmas Party

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...read more

10/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,866

Xmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat

The kids were both gone and my wife was in ...read more

12/26/2008 12:00:00 AM

13,818

Tradition begins

One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their co...read more

2/7/2011 12:00:00 AM

7,103

Christmas Prays

A four-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

2,994

Singing Parrot

A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet store looking...read more

5/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,370

Holiday Dinner

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on...read more

4/13/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,091

Stick it up your a**

Where the old tradition of putting an angel on top of a Christmas tree came from:

Santa was havi...read more

6/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,206