Alcohol in place of women

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."

"...read more

11/18/2005 12:00:00 AM

112,665

Why Men Are Happier Than Women

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. ...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

71,829

Words Women Use

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to ...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

57,495

Make me a Woman

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If Im going...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

51,834

The Creation Of Woman

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, Theres something hes needin...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

51,790

The Difference between Southern and Yankee women

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new
wives straight on their ...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

46,824

Women and Tornadoes

How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house wh...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

41,556

The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "o...read more

7/29/2011 12:00:00 AM

28,206

Four Catholic Men and a Woman

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his frien...read more

8/27/2012 12:00:00 AM

14,705

Superman and Wonder Women

Superman was flying around the city and was super horny. He spotted Wonder Woman lying on top of a b...read more

11/30/2008 12:00:00 AM

13,656