Alcohol in place of women

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."

"...read more

11/18/2005 12:00:00 AM

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Women and Tornadoes

How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house wh...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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Make me a Woman

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If Im going...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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The Creation Of Woman

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, Theres something hes needin...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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The Difference between Southern and Yankee women

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new
wives straight on their ...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

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Words Women Use

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to ...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

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Why Men Are Happier Than Women

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. ...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

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