The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "o...read more

7/29/2011 12:00:00 AM

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Make me a Woman

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If Im going...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

51,832

Pick One

A young man excitedly tells his mother hes fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, &quo...read more

11/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,447

How many women can you marry?

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger cousin asked him, "...read more

9/14/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,387

Bus Stop Strip Show

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting...read more

6/15/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,228

I lied!!!

Three men were waiting at Heavens Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up...read more

5/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Five Important Qualities

1. Its important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has ...read more

10/14/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,347

Are these my brains?

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom" he asked, ...read more

9/29/2009 12:00:00 AM

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Words Women Use

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to ...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

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Fun Facts!

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can sup...read more

7/27/2009 12:00:00 AM

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