Two Antennas

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the receptio...read more

2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM

130,738

Two guys and a Genie

So, this guy, Bill is sitting at the bar and pulls out this tiny little piano and a little guy about...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

49,765

Two Statues

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other ...read more

4/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,153

Old Man and Two Nymphomaniacs

So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a larg...read more

10/16/2012 12:00:00 AM

12,625

Two Humping Dogs

Two guys where walking down the street when they saw two dogs humping. One said, “I wonder how...read more

7/20/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,952

One tug, two tugs....

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to commu...read more

12/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

13,067

Two bums

Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This...read more

5/27/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,935

The Two Drunks And A Hot Dog

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they...read more

6/30/2011 12:00:00 AM

21,137