Things NOT to say to a cop!

1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t real...read more

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8 things youll never hear a man say...

8. Here honey, you use the remote.

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Things only a Mother can Teach

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."
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Top 10 Halloween Things that Sound Dirty

10. Shes a goblin

9. Id like to get a little something in the sack.

8. Let me see your bag.....read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

1. Ive smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, its cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why dont w...read more

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10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shafts all bent.
3. You really wacked the hel...read more

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Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say...

What do you mean today’s our anniversary?
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