Blonde with a Brain

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.

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Left Leg

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us, we can make a lot of ...read more

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The splits

How does a blonde part their hair?

By doing the splits.

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Best Kept Secret

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. No...read more

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Pinching

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Silverman became increasingly
furious with her husband, wh...read more

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Did you call for me?

Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wande...read more

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I Want to Buy That

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk...read more

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Which Hole?

A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil -...read more

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Blonde in a Boat

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blond...read more

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A Gross Joke

After losing his fortune, a Texas oilman decided to spend his last twenty bucks at a whorehouse. He ...read more

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