One Liner Dirty Jokes

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't ea...read more

11/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

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Can it whistle too?

A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite h...read more

1/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Mailmans last day

It was the mailmans last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of wea...read more

11/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Blonde in a Boat

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blond...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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Plaid Dildos

A man is working a a dildo store, when a brunette walks in. She asks him how much for the black dild...read more

7/12/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Blonde with a Brain

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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New Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient k...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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Erection vs. Farting

John is in Amsterdam and visits a nudist colony there.

While wandering around naked he spots a g...read more

1/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

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The Blonde at School

Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 tod...read more

12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM

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Twas the night before xmas...

Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his l...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

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