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The Hammer

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The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with ... read more

1/28/2012

8.1

The Costume Party

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There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he ... read more

2/28/2011

5.4

Tradition begins

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One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their co... read more

2/7/2011

9.5

Pussy vs Beer

Jokes

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horri... read more

2/7/2011

6.1

Frisked

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He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he qui... read more

1/5/2011

4.5

New Year Resolution- for pets!

Jokes

15. I will not eat other animals poop.

14. I will not lick my humans face after eating anima... read more

1/5/2011

7.0

Depressed man

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Theres a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, ... read more

1/5/2011

7.0

New Years Wish

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On New Years Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the s... read more

12/24/2010

8.5

Italian neighbor

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John is paying a visit to his Italian neighbor in the hospital, who just had a very serious traffic ... read more

12/17/2010

6.3

Farting at Tiffanys

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A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANYS. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO I... read more

12/10/2010

8.4

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