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The Handsaw

Jokes

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on t... read more

2/12/2012

8.4

Irish Bar Food

Jokes

An Irish man walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwi... read more

3/17/2011

8.5

Anger Management: It really does work!

Jokes

When you occasionally have a really bad day,
And you just need to take it out on someone,
Do... read more

12/17/2010

9.5

The muff-ler

Jokes

A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from h... read more

11/28/2010

4.5

Weed-eater

Jokes

Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba t... read more

10/14/2010

8.3

New Definitions

Jokes

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops bright ideas from penetrating. ... read more

8/2/2010

7.0

Slowing down vs. Stop

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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriffs deputy. He thinks that he is smarter th... read more

7/6/2010

9.6

Cheese Sandwich vs Hand job

Jokes

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: 0.99;... read more

5/26/2010

7.0

Head Swapper

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A man who just died is taken to the local mortuary. He is wearing an very expensive and high quality... read more

5/19/2010

7.0

Funny Proverbs

Jokes

1.A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. read more

5/12/2010

9.4

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