Murphys Sex Laws 1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feeling...read more 6/30/2006 12:00:00 AM 270,314
No clothes right now! What a wife says...This place is a mess! Cmon!You and I need to clean up!Your stuff is lying...read more 10/20/2008 12:00:00 AM 11,479
One tug, two tugs.... Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to commu...read more 12/8/2008 12:00:00 AM 13,031
Orgasm Types Sex in a boat = OargasmsSex with a nerd = DorkgasmsSex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms...read more 7/27/2009 12:00:00 AM 13,729
Penis toothbrush Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a pen...read more 3/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 16,594
Performance vs. Rehearsal A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I...read more 4/14/2009 12:00:00 AM 9,168
Psychology Student A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathe...read more 2/5/2009 12:00:00 AM 12,770
Pull my ears A middle aged couple went to a spouse swapping party. They met a Martian couple and thought it would...read more 10/30/2008 12:00:00 AM 9,615
Quiet Sex Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking s...read more 1/26/2011 12:00:00 AM 6,650
Rage A wife says to her friend, "Our sex life stinks." Her friend says, "Do you ever w...read more 12/9/2009 12:00:00 AM 7,945