Th clock shop, not cock shop!

A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The...read more

11/28/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,860

New Year Resolution- for pets!

15. I will not eat other animals poop.

14. I will not lick my humans face after eating animal po...read more

1/5/2011 12:00:00 AM

4,042

Pet Store Present

A woman walks into a pet store wanting to buy a pet for her husband, but she finds all the pets are ...read more

6/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,499

Walmart Shopping With The Wife

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser...read more

3/19/2012 12:00:00 AM

22,300

The Cowboy In The Barber Shop

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barbers chair and said, "Ill have a shave and a ...read more

2/21/2011 12:00:00 AM

19,174

Grocery Shopping

A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: ...read more

10/9/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,108

Shopping Lesbian Style

Why do lesbians shop at Olympia Sports?

Because they dont like Dicks!

11/6/2008 12:00:00 AM

9,271

Beautiful Owners

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a
poodle, one is a Labrador and...read more

3/10/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,621

Dead Pussy

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded ...read more

1/7/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,819