Penis viewing

One day in a hospital an 90 year old man is laying on his bed. Then a nurse comes in and the man say...read more

9/22/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,207

Penis Promo

The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

Has to work hard
Has to ...read more

7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,899

What do we have in common?

A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.

The tomato says "Ive got the worst l...read more

1/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,406

Your Neighbors

A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to...read more

10/25/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,266

Life in prison

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know Im a virgin and I dont know
anything about sex. ...read more

8/31/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,112

Definition of Embarrassment

Q: Whats the definition of embarrassment?

A: Running into a brick wall with an erection and break...read more

1/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,070

My new password

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.

A husband, "PutM...read more

12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,014

A foot and a half

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding ...read more

9/21/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,008

Homosexual Cooking

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to the...read more

3/30/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,904

Caught in the act!

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpk...read more

10/31/2010 12:00:00 AM

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