Penis toothbrush

Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a pen...read more

3/4/2009 12:00:00 AM

16,593

Penis viewing

One day in a hospital an 90 year old man is laying on his bed. Then a nurse comes in and the man say...read more

9/22/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,204

Rubiks cub and the Penis

What does a Rubiks cube and a pen*s have in common?
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5/26/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,562

Salty Penis

Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanu...read more

11/30/2008 12:00:00 AM

12,565

Shelf Life

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get...read more

1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,136

Short Fuse

A large, built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his pl...read more

2/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,877

The more you rub it the bigger it gets!

One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small le...read more

4/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

13,370

The Penis wants a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor...read more

9/20/2005 2:00:00 PM

118,883

Twenty dollar parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesnt have any feet...read more

3/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,333

What do we have in common?

A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.

The tomato says "Ive got the worst l...read more

1/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,405