I need more rope!

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an inn...read more

5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,929

Keep it in the PANTS!

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick.
...read more

2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,222

Life in prison

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know Im a virgin and I dont know
anything about sex. ...read more

8/31/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,110

My new password

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.

A husband, "PutM...read more

12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,010

Name your penis

A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself Im not gay but I...read more

10/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

13,978

Not touchin it

An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...

Soon seeing he n...read more

7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,133

Orange penis

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor p...read more

8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,506

Penis Implant

There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of fru...read more

9/21/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,862

Penis Promo

The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

Has to work hard
Has to ...read more

7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,898

Penis Study

In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a mans penis was larger than ...read more

6/2/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,004