Salty Penis

Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanu...read more

11/30/2008 12:00:00 AM

12,568

Shelf Life

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get...read more

1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,137

Circumcised

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his cr...read more

2/8/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,202

Short Fuse

A large, built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his pl...read more

2/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,877

Keep it in the PANTS!

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick.
...read more

2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,222

3 Kinds of Penises

A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, ...read more

12/26/2012 12:00:00 AM

15,084

Hard?

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front des...read more

6/2/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,899

Caught in the act!

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpk...read more

10/31/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,890

Penis Study

In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a mans penis was larger than ...read more

6/2/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,004

Exhibitionist

There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was ...read more

11/4/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,152