The more you rub it the bigger it gets!

One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small le...read more

4/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

13,385

I need more rope!

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an inn...read more

5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,933

Not touchin it

An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...

Soon seeing he n...read more

7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,141

Penis Promo

The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

Has to work hard
Has to ...read more

7/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,905

Orange penis

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor p...read more

8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,507

Penis viewing

One day in a hospital an 90 year old man is laying on his bed. Then a nurse comes in and the man say...read more

9/22/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,212

What Kind Of Penis Do You Have?

The Excedrin Penis: Its tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
The Magnavo...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

60,016

5 reasons not to be a penis...

1. Youre bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts. ...read more

9/14/2005 1:05:00 AM

103,373

The Penis wants a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor...read more

9/20/2005 2:00:00 PM

118,891

Name your penis

A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself Im not gay but I...read more

10/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

13,984