Salty Penis

Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanu...read more

11/30/2008 12:00:00 AM

12,564

Where is my 6 inches?

True Story... A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didnt, turn...read more

11/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,844

Definition of Embarrassment

Q: Whats the definition of embarrassment?

A: Running into a brick wall with an erection and break...read more

1/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,067

The more you rub it the bigger it gets!

One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small le...read more

4/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

13,360

Shelf Life

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get...read more

1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,136

Penis toothbrush

Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a pen...read more

3/4/2009 12:00:00 AM

16,585

Homosexual Cooking

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to the...read more

3/30/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,903

A foot and a half

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding ...read more

9/21/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,005

Penis Implant

There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of fru...read more

9/21/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,851

Twenty dollar parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesnt have any feet...read more

3/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,332