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Shelf Life

Shelf Life

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get...read more
1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM
11,496
Your Neighbors

Your Neighbors

A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to...read more
10/25/2010 12:00:00 AM
6,256
The Penis wants a Raise

The Penis wants a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor...read more
9/20/2005 2:00:00 PM
119,353
Hard?

Hard?

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front des...read more
6/2/2009 12:00:00 AM
12,853
Salty Penis

Salty Penis

Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanu...read more
11/30/2008 12:00:00 AM
12,907
Keep it in the PANTS!

Keep it in the PANTS!

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick.
...read more
2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM
10,491
Penis toothbrush

Penis toothbrush

Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a pen...read more
3/4/2009 12:00:00 AM
18,385
My new password

My new password

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.

A husband, "PutM...read more
12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM
5,499
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