Orange penis

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor p...read more

8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,502

Caught in the act!

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpk...read more

10/31/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,884

Twenty dollar parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesnt have any feet...read more

3/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,332

Rubiks cub and the Penis

What does a Rubiks cube and a pen*s have in common?
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5/26/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,558

Where is my 6 inches?

True Story... A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didnt, turn...read more

11/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,842

Short Fuse

A large, built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his pl...read more

2/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,876

The Penis wants a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor...read more

9/20/2005 2:00:00 PM

118,882

Name your penis

A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself Im not gay but I...read more

10/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

13,977

Circumcised

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his cr...read more

2/8/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,199

My new password

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.

A husband, "PutM...read more

12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,004