5 reasons not to be a penis...

1. Youre bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts. ...read more

9/14/2005 1:05:00 AM

103,371

The more you rub it the bigger it gets!

One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small le...read more

4/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

13,372

Penis viewing

One day in a hospital an 90 year old man is laying on his bed. Then a nurse comes in and the man say...read more

9/22/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,205

I need more rope!

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an inn...read more

5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,932

Homosexual Cooking

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to the...read more

3/30/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,903

Penis Implant

There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of fru...read more

9/21/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,862

Short Fuse

A large, built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his pl...read more

2/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,878

The Penis wants a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor...read more

9/20/2005 2:00:00 PM

118,884

Hard?

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front des...read more

6/2/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,900

What do we have in common?

A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.

The tomato says "Ive got the worst l...read more

1/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,406