I need more rope!

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an inn...read more

5/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,933

The more you rub it the bigger it gets!

One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small le...read more

4/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

13,385

Penis toothbrush

Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a pen...read more

3/4/2009 12:00:00 AM

16,615

Keep it in the PANTS!

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick.
...read more

2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,224

Short Fuse

A large, built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his pl...read more

2/18/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,882

Circumcised

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his cr...read more

2/8/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,202

Shelf Life

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get...read more

1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM

11,138

Salty Penis

Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanu...read more

11/30/2008 12:00:00 AM

12,570

Exhibitionist

There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was ...read more

11/4/2008 12:00:00 AM

10,158

Name your penis

A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself Im not gay but I...read more

10/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

13,984