One Liner Dirty Jokes

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't ea...read more

11/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

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30 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you'r...read more

11/11/2011 12:00:00 AM

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Pick One

A young man excitedly tells his mother hes fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, &quo...read more

11/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

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One of a kind!

There were three women, one blonde, one red head and one brunette standing on a burning buildings ro...read more

1/18/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Clapping with one hand

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them, the Ma...read more

9/7/2010 12:00:00 AM

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One Prick

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

8/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

7,249

One Year Ago

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
...read more

10/13/2008 12:00:00 AM

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One Dollar

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "Whatl...read more

11/16/2008 12:00:00 AM

11,908

One tug, two tugs....

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to commu...read more

12/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

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Blonde Joke One Liners

Q. How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A. A 69 interrupted by a period.

Q. Why did the blonde tatto...read more

3/16/2013 11:15:16 AM

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