New Year Resolution- for pets!

15. I will not eat other animals poop.

14. I will not lick my humans face after eating animal po...read more

1/5/2011 12:00:00 AM

4,061

Little Johnny's New Word

Dirty Johnny and his friends were enrolled in sex education. During the lecture, the teacher kept re...read more

2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM

180,279

New Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient k...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

69,716

New Englanders

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

50 above zero:...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

41,442

New Years lecture

On New Years Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and w...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

2,814

New Supermarket

A new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before...read more

8/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

8,619

Email Thanks!

As we approach the beginning of another year I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

2,952

New to our Country...

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian ent...read more

9/7/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,290

My new password

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.

A husband, "PutM...read more

12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,038

New Years Wish

On New Years Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the s...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

3,026