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New Supermarket

New Supermarket

A new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before...read more
8/8/2008 12:00:00 AM
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New Definitions

New Definitions

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops bright ideas from penetrating. ...read more
8/2/2010 12:00:00 AM
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My new password

My new password

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.

A husband, "PutM...read more
12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Thanks for my new ears!

Thanks for my new ears!

A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much to large...read more
1/13/2011 12:00:00 AM
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New On The Job

New On The Job

The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds 4 envelopes. On o...read more
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
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Learn something new...

Learn something new...

Stewardessesis the longest word typed with only the left hand.

And lollipop is the longest word ...read more
2/2/2011 12:00:00 AM
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New Windows

New Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient k...read more
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
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New Years lecture

New Years lecture

On New Years Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and w...read more
12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
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New to our Country...

New to our Country...

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian ent...read more
9/7/2010 12:00:00 AM
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New Years Wish

New Years Wish

On New Years Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the s...read more
12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
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