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New Years Wish

New Years Wish

On New Years Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the s...read more
12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
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New Years lecture

New Years lecture

On New Years Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and w...read more
12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
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New Definitions

New Definitions

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops bright ideas from penetrating. ...read more
8/2/2010 12:00:00 AM
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New to our Country...

New to our Country...

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian ent...read more
9/7/2010 12:00:00 AM
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Thanks for my new ears!

Thanks for my new ears!

A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much to large...read more
1/13/2011 12:00:00 AM
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New Priest in Town

New Priest in Town

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One S...read more
2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM
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Little Johnny's New Word

Little Johnny's New Word

Dirty Johnny and his friends were enrolled in sex education. During the lecture, the teacher kept re...read more
2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM
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New Englanders

New Englanders

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

50 above zero:...read more
9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM
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Learn something new...

Learn something new...

Stewardessesis the longest word typed with only the left hand.

And lollipop is the longest word ...read more
2/2/2011 12:00:00 AM
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