Little Johnny's New Word

Dirty Johnny and his friends were enrolled in sex education. During the lecture, the teacher kept re...read more

2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM

180,279

New Priest in Town

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One S...read more

2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM

89,869

New Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient k...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

69,716

New Englanders

60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

50 above zero:...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

41,442

New On The Job

The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds 4 envelopes. On o...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

40,028

New Supermarket

A new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before...read more

8/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

8,619

Thanks for my new ears!

A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much to large...read more

1/13/2011 12:00:00 AM

8,150

Learn something new...

Stewardessesis the longest word typed with only the left hand.

And lollipop is the longest word ...read more

2/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

6,963

My new password

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.

A husband, "PutM...read more

12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,038

New Year Resolution- for pets!

15. I will not eat other animals poop.

14. I will not lick my humans face after eating animal po...read more

1/5/2011 12:00:00 AM

4,061