New Definitions

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops bright ideas from penetrating. ...read more

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New Supermarket

A new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before...read more

8/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

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New Priest in Town

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One S...read more

2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM

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Little Johnny's New Word

Dirty Johnny and his friends were enrolled in sex education. During the lecture, the teacher kept re...read more

2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM

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New Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient k...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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New On The Job

The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds 4 envelopes. On o...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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Email Thanks!

As we approach the beginning of another year I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails...read more

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