New Years Wish

On New Years Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the s...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

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New On The Job

The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds 4 envelopes. On o...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

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Thanks for my new ears!

A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much to large...read more

1/13/2011 12:00:00 AM

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New Years lecture

On New Years Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and w...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

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New Supermarket

A new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before...read more

8/8/2008 12:00:00 AM

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New Definitions

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops bright ideas from penetrating. ...read more

8/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Learn something new...

Stewardessesis the longest word typed with only the left hand.

And lollipop is the longest word ...read more

2/2/2011 12:00:00 AM

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New Year Resolution- for pets!

15. I will not eat other animals poop.

14. I will not lick my humans face after eating animal po...read more

1/5/2011 12:00:00 AM

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Email Thanks!

As we approach the beginning of another year I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Ten Indications of a New Year Hangover

1.You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devils pets.
2.Trying to gain control of t...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

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