Lawyers...

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town...read more

3/19/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,706

Fluctuations

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was ...read more

3/10/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,707

Keep it in the PANTS!

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick.
...read more

2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,231

Vacation Time

There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but ...read more

2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,676

Witness Protection

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. Its after midnight. While on his way home, he a...read more

2/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,542

Psychology Student

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathe...read more

2/5/2009 12:00:00 AM

12,881

What would you do?

I had three girlfriends, but wasnt sure which one to marry. So I decided to give each one $5000 and ...read more

1/28/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,296

The drunk and his drunk buddy

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

46,991