Mom Taught Us

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If youre going to kill each other, do it o...read more

2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM

128,092

If my dad was gay and my mom was a prostitute

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my ...read more

7/10/2009 12:00:00 AM

13,491

A foot and a half

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding ...read more

12/15/2008 12:00:00 AM

11,176

Scud Missiles

The only female in a house full of guys:

Tampons were disappearing!

A few months ago Judy went...read more

1/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,088

Moms cooking and gays

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to the...read more

9/8/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,503

Octo Mom

Q: Whats the name of the porn movie about Nadya Sulemans life?
1: Nadya Croft...Womb Raider
2: Eig...read more

6/9/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,169

Swallowed

One day a single mother was in the grocery store with her 4 kids. They were acting up. Bad little ki...read more

1/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,739

Son in law

The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about 20 years old walked up and sa...read more

12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,669

Moms Balloons

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest...read more

4/18/2013 11:15:00 AM

5,830

Bitch in the kitchen

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric tr...read more

9/15/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,562