Strong like BULL!

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of s...read more

6/29/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,830

My weekend...

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal...read more

6/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,711

Ipod and farting

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The mus...read more

6/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

7,060

Hold the donkey

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he ha...read more

5/19/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,223

Cris-co vs Lard Ass

A guy is walking around in a supermarket yelling, "Cris-co, Cris-co?" A store clerk says t...read more

3/30/2010 12:00:00 AM

4,554

Weathermen vs Weatherwomen

True Story... A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didnt, turn...read more

2/9/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,415

Beerfuck

A guys talking to a girl in a bar.
He says, "Whats your name?"
She says, "Carmen.&q...read more

1/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

8,257

Male Statements

Statement: "Im a Romantic."
True Meaning: "Im poor."

Statement: "Youre ...read more

11/4/2009 12:00:00 AM

7,511

Something cool to slip into

Two men named Cecil and Scott live together. One very hot day, Cecil walked into the kitchen and fou...read more

10/6/2009 12:00:00 AM

7,822

Emotion party

A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dres...read more

10/6/2009 12:00:00 AM

7,507