Why a modem is better than a woman A modem doesnt ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typin...read more 8/2/2010 12:00:00 AM 3,935
Chasing dogs An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctors office. "Doctor, there are dog...read more 7/29/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,239
Not going to make it... Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned fo...read more 7/29/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,057
Second Opinion A doctor and his wife were having a huge argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in b...read more 7/20/2010 12:00:00 AM 3,374
Little Johnny at it again.. Little Johnnys next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.When...read more 7/12/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,066
Weight Loss Remedies This woman was vastly overweight, MASSIVE! She went to see the doctor and asked him, "Do you ha...read more 7/12/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,082
Gunshot wound to knee! Aging Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was getting more and more despondent over the recent death...read more 6/29/2010 12:00:00 AM 5,678
Hung to dry! Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesnt come up ...read more 6/15/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,445
Brain Surgery Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain. She asks the doctor what he ...read more 6/15/2010 12:00:00 AM 5,817
Rattlesnake bite Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I...read more 6/9/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,417