Little Johnny at it again.. Little Johnnys next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.When...read more 7/12/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,100
Home for Supper A man goes to his parents girlfriends house for supper. The girlfriend says that they may ask him so...read more 3/4/2009 12:00:00 AM 10,384
Waiting Room Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring....read more 3/31/2008 12:00:00 AM 29,135
Some Has My Pen A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...read more 11/18/2005 12:00:00 AM 102,769
Had to mow the lawn! A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. The patien...read more 11/23/2009 12:00:00 AM 8,950
Cow Field A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "...read more 10/20/2008 12:00:00 AM 13,151
Whos looking for work? Four doctors are standing around one day are talkin bout the economy and how it’s affecting th...read more 1/27/2010 12:00:00 AM 5,026
Second Opinion A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You arent so good in bed either...read more 3/3/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,195
Hung to dry! Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesnt come up ...read more 6/15/2010 12:00:00 AM 4,471
The Pharmacist A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.The pharmacis...read more 9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM 55,218