8 things youll never hear a man say...

8. Here honey, you use the remote.

7. You know, Id like to see her again, but her breasts are ju...read more

2/16/2010 12:00:00 AM

6,102

Weathermen vs Weatherwomen

True Story... A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didnt, turn...read more

2/9/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,427

Point System...for men

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and y...read more

2/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

5,133

Beerfuck

A guys talking to a girl in a bar.
He says, "Whats your name?"
She says, "Carmen.&q...read more

1/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

8,298

Male Statements

Statement: "Im a Romantic."
True Meaning: "Im poor."

Statement: "Youre ...read more

11/4/2009 12:00:00 AM

7,524

Poor Blind Man

A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the pas...read more

10/20/2009 12:00:00 AM

10,085

Important men

The Seven Most Important Men in a Womans Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all...read more

10/13/2009 12:00:00 AM

9,407

Something cool to slip into

Two men named Cecil and Scott live together. One very hot day, Cecil walked into the kitchen and fou...read more

10/6/2009 12:00:00 AM

7,841

Emotion party

A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dres...read more

10/6/2009 12:00:00 AM

7,524

Blind Man

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior...read more

10/6/2009 12:00:00 AM

8,346