Ipod and farting

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The mus...read more

6/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Reasons Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men...

1. Its enjoyable hard or soft.

2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.

3. It doesnt min...read more

9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM

37,604

Classes for men!

TOPIC 1: HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step, with slide presentation.

TOPIC 2: THE ...read more

7/12/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Advice From Men To Women

Never buy a new brand of beer because it was on sale.

If were in the backyard and the TV in the d...read more

8/2/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Why Men Are Happier Than Women

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. ...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

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The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "o...read more

7/29/2011 12:00:00 AM

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13 Reasons Why it is so cool to be a man

1)Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2)You can go to the bathroom without a suppor...read more

11/18/2005 12:00:00 AM

142,906

Old Man and Two Nymphomaniacs

So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a larg...read more

10/16/2012 12:00:00 AM

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Drunks!

A really sloppy drunk is draped over the bar. The bartender tells him, "OK, youve had enough. I...read more

2/7/2011 12:00:00 AM

15,508

Beerfuck

A guys talking to a girl in a bar.
He says, "Whats your name?"
She says, "Carmen.&q...read more

1/3/2010 12:00:00 AM

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