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The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

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1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "o... read more

7/29/2011

6.9

The Horny Husband

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A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with... read more

6/13/2011

7.6

Pussy vs Beer

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A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horri... read more

2/7/2011

6.1

How they have sex...

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ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.

ACTORS do it on cue.

ADVERTISERS use the "new,... read more

2/2/2011

6.3

Midget sex

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A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted ... read more

1/13/2011

8.8

New Year Resolution- for pets!

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15. I will not eat other animals poop.

14. I will not lick my humans face after eating anima... read more

1/5/2011

7.0

Christmas Prays

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A four-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed... read more

12/24/2010

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Five Important Qualities

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1. Its important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has ... read more

10/14/2010

9.3

Why I am Depressed

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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mou... read more

10/9/2010

7.0

Black testicles

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A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to s... read more

9/7/2010

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