Simple Truths

Simple Truth 1
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Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, the...read more

7/20/2011 12:00:00 AM

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The Hooker and The Accountant

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accou...read more

6/23/2011 12:00:00 AM

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The Cowboy In The Barber Shop

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barbers chair and said, "Ill have a shave and a ...read more

2/21/2011 12:00:00 AM

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Seasons Pass

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

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8/10/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Can I get pregnant??

In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?"

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3/15/2010 12:00:00 AM

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Michael Jackson Fans

One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, “Mommy, is God Black or White?”

S...read more

12/26/2008 12:00:00 AM

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Gross, Grosser, Grossest II

Whats grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.
Whats grosser than that?
One baby in ten m...read more

9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM

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