Blonde in a Boat

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blond...read more

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The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "o...read more

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Naked women waiting

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that th...read more

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S & M- How to Spice up your Sex Life

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one en-gaged to be married and one a long-time wi...read more

9/2/2008 12:00:00 AM

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Blow Job and Seamen

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling shi...read more

11/16/2008 12:00:00 AM

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Shelf Life

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get...read more

1/2/2009 12:00:00 AM

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Two Statues

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other ...read more

4/21/2009 12:00:00 AM

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His and Her Diaries

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice r...read more

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Life in prison

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know Im a virgin and I dont know
anything about sex. ...read more

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Lifetime lessons

1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. There...read more

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